Expert Prophets of Fanciful Fumes | Our Gas Prophets

Welcome to Our Gas Prophets

Where we predict the exact gas prices of tomorrow, yesterday, and next Wednesday.

Our team of expert gas prophets use ancient incantations, complex algorithms, and pure, unadulterated guesswork to bring you the most accurate and hilariously incorrect gas predictions.

Join us on our journey to uncover the secrets of the universe's most mysterious resource: gasoline.

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This page is the main hub of the gas prophets' website, where visitors can find information and links to other subpages. The "Predictions" link leads to a subpage where the gas prophets display their latest predictions, which are sure to be wildly inaccurate and amusing. The "About" link takes visitors to a page that explains the gas prophets' methods and prophets' qualifications, which are equally dubious. The "Contact" link allows visitors to get in touch with the gas prophets, but be warned: their responses are usually in the form of cryptic messages scrawled on the back of a gas station receipt.